Piahia

My mouth was so dry, I was attempting to wet the interior by licking it. Slumped off to the side of the trail, on the verge of tears, this was how they found me. My trail angels. A couple of Kiwis that bunked with us at Cape Brett the night before that I would happily name my first and second born after. If I knew their names. After a brief comment about our “water emergency” they immediately donated one of their bottles to our Stay Alive cause. Me, being the Minnesotan I am, asked twice whether they were sure, and if they needed their bottle back. (I skipped the traditional 3rd and 4th protestations as I couldn’t risk them rescinding their generous offer.)

And so, we were saved! The show was allowed to go on! And on, and on, and on. My right knee, playing the implacable diva, demanded a large portion of my attention after the water crisis ended. Still tender, still tight, every step was a challenge. I was forced to hobble the entire way, peg legging the 16 kilometers of never-ending ups and downs. But DAMNIT we did it. Together.

This trip has taught me what it means to be a true partner. To help, to listen, to rally, to compromise, to boost, to offer, to explain and to share. And that whole “double the joy, divide the sorrow” shtick? Brilliantly beautiful, completely on point. That walk through the woods was quite shitty on multiple levels. But to quote thee Jay-Z: “I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one.” (Sort of.)

-K

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^ Sunset the night before

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^ &Sunrise!

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^ “That doesn’t look natural. Can you lower your leg at all?”

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^ “Eric, take a picture of me cradling this water, this gift of life.” REAL LIFE trail shot.

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^ And we’ll end with some pretty views along the way. 🙂

Cape Brett

Eric’s hiking wisdom:
It doesn’t matter how small your steps are as long as you’re headed in the right direction.

Put THAT in a fortune cookie, eh?

My addition:
Tourists go to see, travelers go to seek.

-K

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^ We picked up a dog at the trailhead. I named her Princess Diana. She followed us for at least a mile. I encouraged while Eric dissuaded the dog. Eventually I had to let him “do the right thing.”

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^ Our hike was at the tip of the appropriately named Bay of Islands–one of the prettiest spots in all of NZ.

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^ More trail views. Our destination is at the farrrrr far end there.

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^ Eric drying out his tank top for the duration of our 10 minute MY-LEGS-HURT break.

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^Our accommodation for the night. First ones to arrive meant first bunk pick. Woohoo!

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^Hunger is the best sauce. Sambos at the hut. (Which is the old keeper’s quarters.)
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^ We hiked back up to the lighthouse to catch the sunset.

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^ Bunk matez. Lit by the full moon out the window + a rigged up flashlight for reading.

Cathedral Cove

Today has been the type of day that makes you doubt there’s any other REAL alternative to van living. The kind so full of sunshine, smiles, and small adventures that makes you beam, end to end. This is what I hoped this trip would be like. Of course, with the exception of my 6AM sobs this morning, in realizing that we never set an extra alarm and that the sun was rising without my permission nor my participation. Damn.

We were camped overnight at Cathedral Cove with the intention to take advantage of a good weather forecast and take some long exposures before the masses awoke and arrived. Four AM came and went and we were soon back asleep following the lone alarm. Two hours later I was the one sounding the distress call that Eric still doesn’t quite know what to do with: tears.

After hauling ass down to the Cove, still whimpering that we were missing out on the entire show, we made it 10 minutes before the sun was to crest the horizon. We promptly scouted a flat rock and sat down to wait. I put my camera aside, I rested my head on Eric’s shoulder, and I focused my gaze seaward. Exhaaaaale. And the reset button was engaged swiftly, yet gently.

Why do I get so fixated on having specific experiences? Why do I allow myself to set such high, inflexible expectations that don’t adapt to reality? Why do I even need photographs? Why is it so hard to accept and enjoy what’s before me, with the understanding that this beautiful moment, whatever it is, is the one I’ve been given, still deserving of my appreciation despite my expectations?

The day that followed (is following!) was superb after all the selfish sobbing was mopped up/stopped up. We parked the van at Hahei Beach and wallowed in it’s sunny windows like lazy cats all morning. With the sound of the waves in our ears, cups of hot coffee in hand, we allowed ourselves the rest of the day to do nothing.

Being allowed to “do nothing” does sound admittedly silly, given that we are the navigators of this adventure, but it’s not always an easy concept. I can’t speak for Eric, but I oftentimes feel like I’m expected to be collecting a certain amount of stories and photographs, living up to the “I’m so jealous!” comments that have been populating our social media streams since this trip began. I don’t want anyone to live vicariously through me! I don’t want the pressure to produce, however self imposed it may actually be, to prove that my wandering is relevant! I want to live in my van, read books, drink wine, and make out with my boyfriend. Why do I think I’m expected to do otherwise?

And it’s funny to me, that in letting ourselves off the hook for the day, that we ended up stumbling sweetly upon our small adventures, born out of genuine desire and joy.

I went for a solo walk down the beach, closing my eyes at intervals to better experience the onset of every wave. It was a true fucking delight. It was mindfulness.

I found a rope swing. I was able to coerce Eric into the position of pusher, being too chickenshit to jump from the tree to which it was attached. Dangling from that rope, watching my personal tide go out and come in, was the most concentrated form of basic pleasure.

Later, we each indulged in a scoop of mochaccino ice cream from the Tip Top case, a short walk away at the general store. We licked our cones, lapping up the cream, while reading the community notice board and appraising the for sale properties posted up outside the shop.

Throw in salami sandwiches, a swim, and some intermittent dozing, and I’m ready to award this day as one of the very best in the last 5 months. Today we let things happen. And they happened to be utterly delightful.

-K

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^Our Pinnacles hike in the Coromandel Peninsula. A composite on the left (Eric didn’t reckon endangering our lives for a photo was a good idea) and the fern filled trail to get there.

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^Scared AF. The rest of the photos at this location are of my clinging to the rocks for dear life.
^It’s fall in the Southern Hemisphere. Heh.

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^Cathedral Cove + one of New Zealand’s most famous hunks of rock.

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^ My dear. 

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^”Now go stand alone on that rock and look off.” Secret to Instagram success right there, I tell ya.
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^My happy place.

2016-05-10_0018 2016-05-10_0019^Eric’s anatomy wasn’t quite suited for the rope swing. I did manage a few snaps before he dismounted, grabbing his crotch. More swing time for meeee! 🙂

Taihape Soul Cafe

My knees are busted. My hips creak and complain. I feel like I’m hungover. But I can now cross multi-day hike off my bucket list. Hooray?

Depending on the mile marker, our destination was either Howlett’s Hut! Or How Let’s NOT. Given that we’d up end traversing 51.5 MILES (according to Siri) it was more often the slander of the latter. (Sorry, Mr. Howlett.)

To begin, it seems appropriate to record and rant about the hike first. E’erbody likes a happy ending, so we better get the ugly outta the way. That being said, why don’t we just zoom forward to the first emotional breakdown, eh?

The circumstances: Day 1, about 7 hours into our “8 hour” hike. Wet feet, weary bones. Eyes hopeful as we crest every ridge, eagerly scanning each new horizon for the hut. Eric: “Well, it looks like we go down this dip, up that peak, and 4-5 ridges over. We’re probably 1.5 hours away yet.” After repeated reassurances that my darling was not joking, I lasted 10 minutes before the onset of the deluge. I fell into a ditch covered by a bush and wept. Full, gasping sobs that didn’t fully subside until we reached our destination 2 hours later.

Breakdown #2 set in when the sun did. Following the smallest suggestion of a “track” we were constantly stumbling into bogs, being scratched and skewered by hardy alpine flora, attempting to race the sun. Darkness was quickly descending at the same rapid pace that my right knee was beginning to scream with shooting pains.

And it was in this condition, my weakest hours, that we were saved. A mirage in a desert of tears, a bloody deer head in hand, a group of strangers promised to show us the way. And when we arrived to the promised land, we found beer. Lots of it. And chocolate chip cookies. Bags of them. And I’ll be damned if we didn’t smash that manna from heaven, double fisting each, before being offered 2nds, 3rds, and a cup of jello. I thank those same heavens that those hunters were there. For that foursome who showed us the way, filled our bellies, and entertained us for a few hours before bed, all the while keeping that furnace piping hot. BLESS YOU, YOU GENTLE SOULS.

Day 2.

In addition to the squad of lively deer hunters overnighting at Howlett’s, we also shared our bunkhouse experience with a fellow named Phil. Former schoolteacher, former husband, he quit both and decided to hike the length of New Zealand. On the morning of our second day, the 2 of us watched the sunrise together from the front porch. I traded him a mandarin for a hot cup of coffee and he explained that the root cause of my knee pain was buried in tight, overextended quads. And just like that, my life was saved all over again on the trail! Praise! Our new friend ended up accompanying us for the next 4 hours on the trail, after setting out from our little shelter. I was grateful for the distraction, conversation, and inspiration. We socialize with strangers far less than I ever anticipated on this trip. It’s been an unexpected disappointment as that–people, interactions, characters!–are usually the most interesting meat of my travels.

We came to a crossroads around lunchtime at mile #11. Sitting on the saddle, munching on the last set of sandwiches, it was decision time. Go back the way we arrived, trudging again through the marshes up the mountain, or opt for the longer, more gentle and mysterious route back to the car park, skirting the ominous unending vertebrae of Mt. Tunupo. With a great sigh, we heaved our packs back onto sore shoulders and took the fork on the right: the longer, hopefully more leisurely option.

And it sucked.
Whoops.

But at least I was more mentally fit to undertake the 17 miles remaining. My manta: I will be grateful for this day, one step at a time. And I was. Part of the time. We were up against a whopping set of challenges–low food and water stores, poorly marked and overgrown trails, nightfall when we still had 2 hours remaining–but we also had each other. And while that’s the cheesiest statement to enter the journal in some time, the truth and value of it are indisputable. We helped each other. We encouraged each other. And we pulled each other up, both literally and figuratively, when things got particularly precarious. When he says, “We’re a team,” I say, “And I’ll follow you anywhere, darling.”

-K

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^One of the only photos of me on the hike. This was when I was still happy and wanted that sort of thing. Allllmost at the top of Mt. T.

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^ This was the site of the first breakdown. I was in bad shape, but even through my misery I could recognize the value of dragging the camera out.

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^A less artistic shot from the same moment. Although THIS one shows how far we had to go. The hut is somewhere buried below the 4th ridge or so to the right. Also recall, I thought we would be DONE by this point.

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^Again, quite distraught, bit still able to unzip the pack for the Canon. That light!

2016-05-09_0017^Howlett’s Hut exterior + interior. It’s a first come, first serve, cozy little 10 bed structure. They’re usually MUCH more primitive, but the hunters we bunked with took a helicopter in with an ungodly weight allowance. (They woke us up the next morning with BACON sizzling for their BANANA PANCAKES. I appreciated their generosity the night before, but this was a keen cruelty when we were down to peanut butter and jelly.)

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^ About to set out on the return hike. Trying to stave off feelings of panic at the day I knew was waiting for us.

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^ Bye, Howlett’s.

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^ Lunch.

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^ Hiking buddiez.

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^Parting ways with Phil.

-K

Almost to Napier

A volcano! Peanut butter and jelly! (Sound familiar?) The famed Emerald Pools glimmering in all their sulphuric glory! And whassat? A foreign camera tucked suddenly between our ears!

YeahNOPE.

Tongariro Crossing, you suck.

I do not accept your prestigious status as being among the top 10 day hikes in the world. You’re a pretty little thing, sure, I’ll grant you that, and you happen to possess an otherworldly beauty, I’ll agree. But your soul! Ack, your soul is battered, abused, and you attract the worst kind of self indulged savages that are only interested in you for your looks. And you! You do nothing to defend yourself! Their only intent is to parade you around in front of their friends, their cocky smiles proof that they’ve done you. And they may have touched you. Mounted you. But they haven’t FELT your curves, haven’t OBSERVED you in your natural state. I’ll bet those strings of admirers don’t even know what your breath smells like in the morning, or how you really act when no one’s looking. You’re meaningless to them, merely a memory and a photo that they’ll pull out at the bar when they want to impress their next conquest. And you let them walk all over you! Le sigh.

But alas, I let them walk all over me too when I didn’t smack back the motherfucker’s hand when he stuck his Sony Powershot all up in my grill. Furthermore, I let the opportunity float away to yell HELL NO at the ass clown that asked me to move outta his way so he could take a selfie. Sure, want me to hop down this cliff face here, as you and your 6 pals are blocking the only exit? Should, coulda, woulda. Damn that Minnesotan passive aggression, that fighting spirit beneath that’s only allowed release in the pages of my journal. Eric and I had crawled out onto an out-of-the-way ledge once we reached the main event in order to eat our celebratory sandwiches in peace, when this all went down. We were allowed to eat for 5 minutes before our location was seized upon by eager passersby with selfie sticks (mentioned above) asking us to move so they could stand in our spot for a photo. (I realize the drama is a bit unclear, getting lost in the rage and metaphors. OH to the WELL.)

Closing notes on the Tongariro Crossing:
I kept getting irritated with Eric on the hike before I realized he wasn’t intentionally releasing toxic plumes of suffocating gas. He wasn’t at all, in fact. But if you did opt for the Indian last night, the sulphur would be the perfectly sour scapegoat.

Another pro tip: a breakfast before you begin of hard boiled eggs is ill advised. I had to try very hard to suppress the contents of my stomach to keep them from crawling up, out, and all over the track.

We are opting for less popular hikes from now on. The more tourists we find, the less fun we tend to have. It’s also dirtier, louder, and a hubbub of overexcited activity centered around selfies. Pass.

-K

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^ Sunrise! If you’re not starting a hike with a flashlight, you’re not doing it right.

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^ View from the bottom (ish) to the top (ish.) The little hut to the right while adorable, is currently unusable. A chunk of volcano fell on it 4 years ago. Crashed through the roof. And there’s still glass and debris scattered about in the bedroom, while the eruption and crater are being studied. Yikes, eh?

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^”DEAR!”
“What, does the light look good on me?”
*Sheepish grin + a nod + a snap*

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^ Pretty.

2016-05-09_0011^ Before we were interrupted by the rude gang. Lovely, eh?

Fantham’s Peak

Eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich at the top of a volcano, being serenaded by a clarinet. HOW can I make this an Easter tradition??

-K

Snaps along the way:

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^ The same spot, looking up the trail and down the trail.

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^ Cloud hangs, yo.

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^On old dude.
^Me in the cloud.
^Feetsies.
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^ Syme Hut! We didn’t go in. We were tired. It was small. We didn’t want to invade upon the hikers that were already set up inside.
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^Eric’s least favorite part. Sliding down slippery volcanic rocks for a few hundred meters. I fell on my bum 8 times. Although it was FAR quicker to “fall” down them, than to pick our way through them going up.

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Wellington

Weekend wrap! Yee-haw!

We’ve since journeyed east to head west, arriving in Wellington last night. The crossing was spent trying to find the best reading nook aboard. Bonus points for good light, light wind, and silence from the several windbags aboard. We have now progressed in our adventures from an island the size of Iowa, to a land mass comparable to Ohio. Weeee!

This morning a group of giggling high schoolers knocked on our window and asked if they might interview me for an assigned project. YES, my big break! My ARRIVAL onto the NZ stage! They were most enamored with our toilet & photographed me strumming the ukulele in my pajamas. It was a glorious moment to hear them say, “It would be so cool to live in this.”

We checked another light off our list! Cape Campbell, you saucy tower, you, your black stripes flirting for hours with me before I could finally touch you. (Good touch. The requisite hug on behalf of Momma H.) It was a 90 minute jaunt along the coast there. An intermission, largely photographic in it’s mission upon arrival. Then a 3 hour journey back. We trespassed, traversed, and trudged our way across several peaks, pastures, and bike paths. The tide was too high they way we had come, and our optimism was not. Adventurin’, eh? It would have been more enjoyable had my knee been able to keep up with our pace. At one point I was forced to fold my body upon a piece of driftwood while my dear went in search of a walking stick to aid my hobble back. It’s in moments like these where I watch him from afar, selecting several smooth branches from the flotsam, testing each in turn for the strength and height suitability that my hearts melts. It’s these moments of such focused, tender caring and kindness that make make me think I might like to spend a good, long time loving this human being, so simple and straightforward in his love and affection.

-K

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Wanaka

While the world was still asleep, my love and I had already climbed a mountain.
While New Zealand was pouring it’s first cup of coffee, we were drinking a bottle of red at the summit with a pair of new friends.

Roy’s Peak: check!

Climb highlights: hiking beneath the Milky Way & Co. Listening to Eric speak Spanish to the sheep in our path. (I preferred to address them as criminals when my torch beam caught their eye. Preferred term: perp.) Witnessing the sky shift, morning light creeping in behind the city below. Daybreak. Meeting a Czech guy and a Minnesota gal at the tippy top, bonding over the views, cheap wine, and an hour of story time. Reveling in the endorphins high, giggling, dancing, and running on the way back down.

Climb lows: let the record show that I do not, shall not, list our 3:30AM wakeup call! I was excited! The record must, however, document the minefield of fecal debris we treacherously navigated in the dark, going up. Frost was another buzz kill. Attempting to depress the camera shutter, stiff and exposed fingers fighting the motion. Violently shivering on the peak, despite snuggling up in generously offered sleeping bags. My thighs protesting the 1,500 vertical meters back to the van. Basic bitches that don’t say hi back to me on the trail.

All things considered: win! And we’re sketching out our next climb for tomorrow already.

KILLIN’ IT!

-K

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^ Canoodling the afternoon before in one of the iconic picnic shelters on Lake Wanaka.

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^ I won’t lie. We only pulled out the camp chairs for a photo. We prefer to pop every window when we want air + ambiance.
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^ Hike morning! It was so dark when we began, we couldn’t see a single thing.

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^ We did see a tad more, however, when I took the lens cap off. I promise I’m a professional.

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^ Wanaka glittering below.

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^Blowing hot air upon my frozen fingers.
^The view from the other side of the mountain: Mt. Aspiring National Park

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^ The final stretch to the summit. Notice the patches of frost that decorate the ground.

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^ Hooraaaaay! Cheers to our Czech friend who jumped in as button pusher after watching our failed attempts at a 10 second timer.

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^When I said a bottle of red, I meant a water bottle. Cheap wine to keep us warm.

Cascake Creek

Eric is sitting naked on the potty, giving himself a sponge bath out of a saucepan. But don’t worry: he’s not using the toilet; it just makes for a good stool. (I have been waiting AGES to use that one! I can hear Momma H giving her sarcastic HA. HA. all the way from Minnesota.)

And so our exploration into the world of bathing continues! I must say, too may nurse and soldier scenes in WWII flicks have led me to believe a sponge bath was a far more romantic, intimate experience. (THANKS, Hollywood.) Working with our particular set of spatial constraints, however, kneeling on all fours so Eric can soap my back, it felt like a rather confused, comic version of washing the family dog. We don’t ordinarily bathe in our cookware, but as the 70th car to enter the campsite (no joke) our options were rather limited following our sweaty hike in the woods.

But OH, the hike! It was lovely enough to warrant the most awkward of bathing conditions! I felt more like a nymph in a fairytale forest than a sweaty American in pigtails, laced into a pair of electric blue Adidas. A clear sign of my level of enchantment can be based upon my greeting to fellow hikers. My hellos this afternoon were as sweet as they were sincere as the trail wound deeper into a denser wood.

Spanish moss hung from above in lazy ribbons like the limp wrist of a elegant woman with a cigarette. Ancient trees spread their roots across our path, giant sized piano keys creeping across the forest floor. The late afternoon sun skimmed the very tips of the treetops as we leapt from boulders strewn by streams, to narrow dirt pathways decorated with pale blossoms, newly fallen. To the left and right, banks covered in soft moss, lush as birthday cake frosting, looking on in approval. We were creatures of that enchanted moment, of that enthralling place.

-K

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^ Our reward at the end of our dazzling traipse through the forest: Lake Marian. She’s a jewel, with clear glacial water bordered on all sides by protective peaks, dusted with snow. It was also the perfect opportunity to meditate on what a beautiful family I’ve been blessed with, thinking on both Grandma Marian and Grandma Luana, and the special children they both raised. Love you, Momma and Poppa H! :*

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Photo post today, dears.
El Nino (el Mofo) has been messing with our plans.
And it rains.
And rains.
And rains.
And we’re confined to a small vehicle which drips water from the top, fuel from the bottom.

Life really isn’t too bad in spite. Hot coffees, hot showers, and a top + bottom set of long johns are making my world go round.

-K

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^ The last day of sun. We had the wind to contend with instead. This is Eric and his magic carpet. It’s also the more modest van carpeting which we have to regularly remove to clean off bread crumbs and errant blades of grass. The gale force winds that night were so intense, it felt like a gnarly case of 12 hour turbulence.

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^ More sun! Hiking!

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^ Perched atop the Lord of the Rings movie set site for Edoras.