Takaka

Add 2 points if you have a dreamcatcher swaying from the rearview mirror.
Subtract 1 if there’s a GPS on your dash.
If the female in your front seat has dirty hair: take 1.
Dirty AND full of dreds: collect 5.

This tiny town on the bay is the stage for an ongoing competition to see which campervan can be the most run-down yet still running (trump card for a vintage VW) and which set of inhabitants has the best aura and busking ability. (I vote the blonde with the accordion perched outside the supermarket.)

Although to be fair in this contest, we shouldn’t exclude those that aren’t showing off their musical abilities. There IS that gentleman selling “orange juice made with <3” and clippings of organic wheatgrass from a cart on the sidewalk. Or how about the ubiquitous female with homemade hemp jewelry, her printed harem pants billowing as she exits one of the many “ethnic urban” shops dotting Main Street?

Now it may sound like the only kinds of people to inhabit this place are the kind that hang their wet wash to dry in the neighborhood park, but the cast of characters in this town is vast and varied. There may be an incarnation of Father Time sitting in a slice of city green, a STAFF legitimately balanced across his lap, however 10 steps away on the sidewalk is another 65 year old man: a retiree in a bucket hat, window-shopping with an ice cream cone. Yes, you may notice a burly, bushy haired ragamuffin wobble by on a scooter (Eric contends he’s homeless) but if you follow his path down the sidewalk you’ll notice he passes more than one yuppie tourist whose shoes are perfectly coordinated to her pastel pink earrings.

This, my friends, is Takaka.
PS. Merry Christmas Eve.

-K

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^ Xmas Eve dinner: lamb, green beans, and garlic mashed potatoes with cheese. Not pictured: a view of the beach outside our curtains.

Port Motueka

Eric’s suffering multiple burns. I was hit with sun stroke. F that giant, fiery ball in the sky.
And on the note: happy summer solstice!

Originally we had intended to spend the entirety of the day, 5:58AM to 8:39PM, outside basking in the rays of a bountiful, life-giving sun. But after yesterday’s struggle fest on the mountain, we scrapped that plan, slept in, and just ate sunny side up eggs instead.

Other struggles today include keeping the car batteries charged; the displeasure at finding warm, spoiled food in the fridge; accepting the champion length of my leg hair; and using my thighs and/or glutes for any length of time.

In contrast, victories for the day include but are not limited to: finding the right shade of bight blue thread for a potentially disastrous new sewing project; starting a new book; making camp at the next town north, then combing for rainbow shells at low tide; and going to the bathroom in a real toilet at least one today.

All in all: doin’ pretty OK!

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^ Montana wine get’s a 3 out of 10, solstice eggs (they can’t all be winners,) and rainbow shells.

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^ More adventures in cooking: vegetarian quesadillas. Diced tomatoes + black beans + queso inside with ample avo on top. One of my favorite meals yet.

-K